Sunday, August 30, 2009

FLASH ALERT

FLASH ALERT: ALL OF DC UNITED'S FANBASE STAGED A STEALTH VISIT TO SEATTLE ON SATURDAY! HERE ARE PICTURES FROM THE HISTORIC OCCASION!


Saturday, August 29, 2009

Did Freddie Ljungberg Eat a KFC Double Down Sandwich Before Today's Game?

Rumor has it that Freddie demanded that a KFC Double Down sandwich, which replaces the bun with two pieces of fried chicken, be flown in from Rhode Island prior to today's game. Could that explain his on-field behaviour today?



We report. You get fat.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

DC United is Working Really Hard to Sell Tickets to US Open Cup Final

The owner of DC United used his political connections in US Soccer to have the US Open Cup Final awarded DC without any sort of open bid process or explanation of how the decision was made. The game will be played at RFK Stadium, but there does not seem to be any interest at all in DC for it. They started out with a "We Win Trophies" campaign that basically set about to lecture Seattle about how good DC was, then they dropped ticket prices for the game from $25 to $12, and now they've stooped to begging barely-recognizeable "celebrities" like David Gregory to advertise for them:

Sounders - Toronto Pregame



MLSNet has a great writeup on the upcoming Sounders game against Totocrap FC.

Hooliganspotting


League Cup match in East London with Wet Spam hosting Millwall. Cops limit Millwall to 2300 away fans despite match being high profile and not selling out. Predictable enough result with plenty of non ticketed Millwall and Wet Spam having running streetfights. Crazy scenes before match when cops send trains to east ham and then millwall fans picked off by roving bands of Wet Spam. Why do non-ticketed fans travel………in many cases they don’t check tickets. They just let all the away fans in to keep the peace. Note the Millwall travelling support. Very few Christmas trees. This is the type of away support I was brought up on. Keep it really low key to avoid polis and local firm attention. When it is appropriate you then let them know you are there and are taking liberties on their manor.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

US Open Cup Final Preview

Great writeup at USSoccer.com on the upcoming Sounders-DC United match:

CHICAGO (Aug. 26, 2009) – Now only a week away, the 2009 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup championship match will take place Wednesday, Sept. 2 at 7:30 PM at RFK Stadium in Washington, D.C. Pitting defending champions D.C. United against the Seattle Sounders, the game promises to be an exciting conclusion to the nation’s oldest annual team championship. The Sounders, the first expansion team to make the final since current U.S. Men’s National Team head coach Bob Bradley’s 1998 Chicago Fire squad earned a title, will be trying to win their first U.S. Open Cup while D.C. United will be going for their third overall and second consecutive championship. Fans can watch the match live on Fox Soccer Channel.

Seattle Sounders FC, a former USL First Division club with an established soccer presence in the Pacific Northwest joined MLS this year as the league’s 15th team. Their fan support has been well noted and is expected to break the MLS single-season record for attendance, currently held by the Los Angeles Galaxy with 28,916 in the league’s first season.

Seattle’s road to the Open Cup began with MLS play-in games, as only the top six MLS clubs from the previous regular season are automatically entered into the tournament. After victories against Real Salt Lake and the Colorado Rapids, the Sounders clinched a spot in the third round of the tournament. Their first matchup happened to be against a former USL rival in the Portland Timbers, and the match was a highly charged affair with more than 16,000 in attendance, the highest total for a non-doubleheader, non-final game in U.S. Open Cup history. The Sounders advanced with goals from Roger Levesque and Stephen King, holding on for the 2-1 victory.

Their quarterfinal and semifinal games, however, were filled with late game heroics. Sebastian Le Toux finished an 89th minute penalty against the Kansas City Wizards to win 1-0, while Nate Jaqua tied the semifinal match against the Houston Dynamo in the 89th minute to save the Sounders and send the match into overtime in the semifinals. In the 95th minute, Stephen King again provided the game winner that put the Sounders into a cup final in their first year as an MLS club.

D.C. United’s route to their fourth U.S. Open Cup title game has taken a much less stressful path for the fans, though no less difficult for the team. The Black and Red began their quest to defend the 2008 championship by winning their MLS play-in games, joining Seattle as the two MLS clubs given third round berths. Since then, the champions have shown their pedigree by winning gritty, physical matches. Facing a 0-0 score deep in the second half of their third round game against the Ocean City Barons (PDL), it wasn’t until a few rested D.C. United regulars came off the bench that the game was decided. Christian Gomez converted a 74th minute penalty before Ange N’Silu finished it off in the 90th minute for the 2-0 victory.

The quarterfinals saw United hang on for a 2-1 victory against the USL-2 Harrisburg City Islanders with first half goals by Boyzzz Khumalo and Andrew Jacobson leading the charge. Their semifinal match against the Rochester Rhinos (USL-1) proved to be the biggest test for the defending champions. Former Open Cup champions themselves, the Rhinos brought a physical game to the Maryland SoccerPlex. United took the lead into halftime with a 41st minute penalty conversion from Jaime Moreno, but Tai Atieno tied it up in the 68th minute. Several hard tackles later, a defensive miscue by Rochester allowed Christ Pontius to run in on goal with a breakaway. His shot was saved by Rhinos’ goalkeeper Tim Melia, but the rebound was put in by Khumalo to bring the title game back to D.C. for the second year in a row.

Despite the obvious difference in club experience, Seattle has some key players that belie its status as an expansion team. They are led in the back by U.S. World Cup veteran Kasey Keller, who made a career overseas with clubs such as Tottenham Hotspur and Borussia Mönchengladbach in the English Premier League and German Bundesliga, respectively. He started the year as the best ‘keeper in Major League Soccer, opening Seattle’s expansion campaign with four straight shutouts before his shutout streak ended at 457 minutes against the Chicago Fire on May 2. He currently sits third in MLS rankings with a 0.94 goals against average. Their midfield is run by former Swedish international and Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg, who feeds the feet of Colombian Fredy Montero. Currently tied for second in goals scored in MLS with ten, the speedy Montero will no doubt cause problems for the United defense. Surrounded by energetic youngsters like Patrick Ianni, Steve Zakuani and Nate Jaqua, the Sounders have performed admirably well for an expansion team and are currently fourth in the Western Conference table.

At the other end of the spectrum sits D.C. United, the most decorated soccer club in the United States. They are winners of four MLS Cup titles, four MLS Supporters’ Shields, and two Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup championships, including last year’s title. The club currently is tied for first with 34 goals scored this season. Led by captain and veteran Jaime Moreno, the Bolivian is the club leader in caps as well as the MLS-leader in career goals scored with 128. He returns to the title came along with last year’s goal scorers Luciano Emilio (currently in the top-10 in goals scored this MLS season with eight) and Fred. Along with those international stars are U.S. 2006 FIFA World Cup veteran Ben Olsen, as well as Santino Quaranta who was part of the U.S. team that reached the final of this summer’s CONCACAF Gold Cup. With veterans such as these providing guidance to youngsters like Rodney Wallace and Chris Pontius, D.C. seems to have a squad built for continued success, even as they sit currently fifth in the Eastern Conference but within one point of Toronto and New England, who are tied for third.

With the MLS season coming into its final months, now is the first chance for both of these playoff contenders to earn their first trophy of the year. For Seattle, a victory will start them off on the right foot, while a D.C. United win will further cement their status as one of the most decorated teams in all of American sports.

The Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup, the U.S. Soccer Federation’s national championship, is an annual competition open to all amateur and professional soccer teams affiliated with U.S. Soccer. It is the oldest national annual tournament for team sports in U.S. history and among the oldest soccer tournaments of its type in the world. In 1999, the competition was renamed to honor long-time soccer pioneer Lamar Hunt.

Real Salt Lake Joins the 30 Point Club

Real Salt Lake beat up Chivas 4-0 tonight, moving them into a 4 way tie for seventh place with Colorado, Toronto, and New England in the league table. The result ended Chivas' two-game winning streak and RSL's two-game winless streak. The RSL lineup was shuffled by coach Jason Kreis for this game with regular starters Clint Mathis and Robbie Findley both sitting out the first half. The move seemed to work since Findley's replacement, Pablo Campos, ended up scoring the game-winning goal just before half-time. Chivas remains tied with Seattle for fifth place overall and third in the Western Conference.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Sounders Face Off Against Toronto on Saturday

Okay. We're officially in the homestretch of the Sounders inaugural MLS season. The Ravers have fallen down the league table over the weekend, but they're still tied for fifth overall with 33 points. One problem that they face is that most of the teams competing for the final few playoff spots have played one or two fewer games than the Sounders, so they need to pick up every point that they can from here on out. Based on previous years' league results, it's likely that the Sounders will need 40 points to guarantee a spot in the playoffs. That's definitely do-able with seven games left in the season, the final two against lowly Kansas City and Dallas. One nice thing about having played more games than most other teams at this point in the season is that, after Toronto, the Sounders will have at least 7 days to prepare for every single remaining game of the season.

The Sounders are set to face off against Toronto FC on Saturday. Toronto (some would call them Totocrap FC) is in a four-way tie for the final playoff spot. They were knocked out of the Champions League earlier this month by Puerto Rico, so you can be sure that they will be bringing everything they have to Seattle on Saturday. TFC is led by Dwayne De Rosario, a Canadian National Team member and a prolific MLS goal scorer. Toronto coach Chris Cummins likes to pull his forwards back and let midfielders De Rosario and Amado Guevara make long runs looking for crosses above the box. This tends to wear down opponents' defenders and can make the offside trap counterproductive. Working in the Sounders' favor is the fact that Toronto is a terrible road team, having taken only five points (three of which were against San Jose) and been shut out three times in seven away matches so far this year.

Bookies
Three quarters of the betting money is on the Sounders for this one. I'd like to say that this is a good sign, but even more of the betting money was on the Sounders last home game against the Revolution and we know how that turned out.

ESPN Power Rankings
The MLS Power Ranking make no sense and seem to just rank teams based on how they did in their last game with no regard for callups or days rest or cards or anything, so I like to stick with the ESPN rankings. ESPN has Seattle ranked fourth overall behind Columbus, Houston, and Chicago (no surprise) while Toronto is ranked tenth.

Predictions
The Sounders are going to be at full strength for the first time in a while. Leo Gonzalez has settled in at left back and is looking more solid with each game. Brad Evans is looking sharp in the midfield, and Freddie Ljungberg was on fire against Houston. The only thing that isn't clicking is the scoring. There are plenty of opportunities being created (Seattle should have beat Houston) but they can't finish (see also: Steve Zakuani). I'm guessing that this is the game where the scoring drought ends. Watch for a goal from the midfield from Ljungberg or maybe even on an outside shot from Brad Evans. Montero is due for a goal as well.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Steve Zakuani Walks Into A Brothel...

...but Nate Jaqua ends up scoring.