Monday, October 5, 2009

Douchebag MLS Blog Post of the Year Award: Crew(tard) Edition

Good freaking god. Check out this post at the official Columblebee Crew Blog. The author claims that GBS missed his PK because the spot had been dug up by Marshall. Nothing to do with GBS going down the middle one two many times on all those PKs that the Crew have been awarded on blatant dives this year.

Here's what they cite as evidence:




















Looks pretty darn convincing, don't it? That blog is the official voice of the Columbus Crew. No wonder why they suck so bad and have to rely on cheap gimmicks like drawing PKs with dives to win games.

SCREW YOU, CREWTARDS.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Gene Wilder Has A Message for the Portland Timbers

After a record-breaking season in the USL, the Portland Timbers have been eliminated from the playoffs from future hated team the Vancouver Whitecraps. Here is what Gene Wilder had to say: